Definitions by BarnacleWes

mudfart 

When you think your'e going to fart, but end up filling your pants. Accidental shart.

Somebody get Rey some pants, he had a mudfart.

mudfart by BarnacleWes October 3, 2018

appheimers 

when the developers of an app "update" it so often, you can never remember how to use it.

Dan said he didn't see my post, I think he has appheimers.

appheimers by BarnacleWes September 28, 2018

Get your poop in a group

A less rude way of saying "get your shit in a sock."

Your crap is scattered everywhere! Get your poop in a group, let's get out of here.

Get your poop in a group by BarnacleWes December 31, 2011