mudfart

When you think your'e going to fart, but end up filling your pants. Accidental shart.

Somebody get Rey some pants, he had a mudfart.

by BarnacleWes October 04, 2018

appheimers

when the developers of an app "update" it so often, you can never remember how to use it.

Dan said he didn't see my post, I think he has appheimers.

by BarnacleWes September 29, 2018

Get your poop in a group

A less rude way of saying "get your shit in a sock."

Your crap is scattered everywhere! Get your poop in a group, let's get out of here.

by BarnacleWes December 30, 2011