When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.
Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.
by foxwell adams April 21, 2011
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Typically done prior to medical proceedures in or around the anus (eg piles). Also called an Auggie for short.
Typically done prior to medical proceedures in or around the anus (eg piles). Also called an Auggie for short.
by Barry Howell December 20, 2004
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When you give a girl a laxative, and then 69 with her. Then you stick your finger in her ass, and pull it out and she shits all over your face.
by Kyle911 December 13, 2013
Get the argentinian landslide mug.The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .
by weasel man December 8, 2017
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loke = local band, starting now.
anyways.
so they're my favorite band, a foursome. all seem to have incredible hair, they rock me out for hours listening to their amazingly recorded music.
mitch is hard as nails
brad rocks out like hell
matts voice has sex written all over it
and
jer has his own perfume line.
loke = local band, starting now.
anyways.
so they're my favorite band, a foursome. all seem to have incredible hair, they rock me out for hours listening to their amazingly recorded music.
mitch is hard as nails
brad rocks out like hell
matts voice has sex written all over it
and
jer has his own perfume line.
absentia rocks my toaster oven.
by hannah- January 3, 2005
Get the absentia mug.An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.
Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.
by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009
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by Monacle Man November 25, 2009
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