Absentir

Faltar a clase deliberadamente.

Absentimos a clase. Ayer absentí a clase. Absentiré siempre.

Absentir by veronicauzumaki February 25, 2026

Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

The Absentia Lardum Effect 

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

The Absentia Lardum Effect by Verosumatic October 5, 2016

absentini

An absence attributed to excess martini consumption.

Patty: Sorry to have blown you off at spin class this morning. Meltem was in town last night, and we stayed out waaaaay too late.

Judy: That will be recorded as a fully-excused absentini.

absentini by Judy Gresham August 14, 2010

absentia 

the best loke ever.
loke = local band, starting now.
anyways.
so they're my favorite band, a foursome. all seem to have incredible hair, they rock me out for hours listening to their amazingly recorded music.
mitch is hard as nails
brad rocks out like hell
matts voice has sex written all over it
and
jer has his own perfume line.

absentia rocks my toaster oven.

absentia by hannah- January 3, 2005

in absentia

a blistering, unrelenting hardcore band from Arizona

damn yo that band "In Absentia" be tight nucca.

in absentia by justinabsentia January 7, 2004

Absentis Pater

A rare species of people, who are most likely to be a dream or a jellybean stan.

jellybean stan: its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE

narrator: and that right there is a Absentis Pater

Absentis Pater by iBrae Pro June 16, 2022