faptastic plastic

A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.

I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.

by Red December 16, 2004

Zentastic

The greatest pleasure that one can experience while on the World Wide Web. Go to google and type in Zentastic Penis Gross and experience the revolution!

Johnny: Yo, I just saw Zentastic last night and I have a whole new outlook on life.
Billy: You're a fag.

by Tyler Koltes December 21, 2007

zootastic

something so fantastic it makes all the animals have massive crazy orgies!

kyle is very very very zootastic!

by taquisha June 19, 2006

faptastic

the sexual appeal and appearance of an individual

"Dude, check out those curves in that tiny outfit. She's faptastic, man."

by Limba Woods December 16, 2013

zarbtastic

Describes something that some people may love to eat, even though its completely full of fat.

I nailed a 500lb slut last night, the sex was zarbtastic.

by The_Truth February 3, 2004

japtastic

An adjective which encompases all that is great about being a jap. From juicy sweatsuits to baby blue BMWs from tiffany's charm bracelets to tacky J'adore Dior t-shirts.

Omg, have you checked out Rebecca Goldhorowitz's new cashmere Juicy sweatsuit? Throw that together with a pair of Tory Burch's and you've got yourself one japtastic outfit.

by AMarrisE May 11, 2008

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002