yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.
Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now
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Yokes

Irish slang for ecstasy tablets.

Usually used by the great unwashed and scumbags with 90 degree baseball caps.
Jonny Joe Jr.- "Aww, do you have any yokes man?"
Joe Johnny Sr.- "No man, shite! I think I left them in my jacket."
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grabbing someone around the neck and not letting go
"i got you in a damm good yoke bitch"
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A playful, aggressive or intimidating (or sensual) gesture of brushing (touching) the chin of another person with your hand quickly, in order to get a bizzare reaction out of the other person.
A yoked B.
I am gonna yoke you.
by gcpargc April 07, 2009
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Yoked

Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.
1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED
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EQUALLYOKED
DEFINITION: v. Equallyoked means that a person who couples up and bonds with another is of the same of very similar civil identity, i.e., equal in groups such as; ethnicity, race, color, political membership, religion, ages, sexual orientation, and marital status n. Liberalists maintain that it means sharing the same spirit.
Pronunciation: e’ quol-lee yook’d
Etymology: Equally (of sameness); yoked (bonded together as a team).
EXAMPLE: An example of being equallyoked would be; when a couple share the same spirit and also are two divorcees about the same age, both without children, date and marry one another-and as a couple are both; white, republican, christian and heterosexual whose ancestors are from quite close areas of Europe.
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