School Wifi

a piece of shit. The router is a total trash can which someone has previously shat in.

Person 1: School wifi is shit!
Person 2: True

by TheExtremeEvoker September 7, 2018

Wiitala

a Finnish surname; only the most extraordinary of people have it

how do you say that? its like 'wee-tall-a' only better because it's Wiitala

by thatgirl89 October 27, 2009

No Wifi

The absolute scariest thing in the world like if you’re texting someone:

Hey dude! There’s No Wifi!
message not delivered

by GalaxyCat5000 May 22, 2019

Towelhead Wifi

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.

David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.

by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023

free wifi

A code name for drugs. Mainly used in schools so teachers don't get suspicious of drug use.

"Want some free wifi"

"Yo hit me up with some free wifi"

by K.brot March 7, 2014

WiFi

WiFi is called Wireless Fidelity, or Wireless internet. In most areas, there are many wifi providers to choose from! The best part is- they're all free! You can choose from "Joe's WiFi", Linksys, Netgear, or sometimes Holiday Inn. You'll probably get the best experience with linksys or netgear, because the idiots that rename their router probably aren't smart enough to lock it.

No contracts, no obligations, no credit card required!
WiFi! It's the wave of the future!

Mike: Hey neighbor, you got WiFi? Mine went down!
Joe: REALLY? Mine went down too! Who's your provider?
Mike: Joe's WiFi.
Joe: WHY YOU SON OF A $^#@$

by linuxftw August 17, 2008

wtfits

An acronynm for "what the fuck is this shit". However, it is not used that often. Usually used when instant messaging. Also look at wtfiw

<Coolio> wtfits
<Kewlio> wtfiw

by Alec the Great December 19, 2004