Wife

Dishwasher whom you can legally beat.

Michael: *whips out belt and dick* Shall I whip or wamp my wife today?

by Reynolds Rap April 1, 2019

Wife

A women you love until your in the mid 70s and her jugs hang past her knees

Why wife is old as dinosaur shit

by Acsargent12 October 9, 2018

Wife

1. Another name for a dishwasher, does mens laundry
2. Great at making sandwiches

Brett: Hey Karen where the fuck is my sandwich whore
Karen: Coming Brett
Chad: what a wife

by Copper_Whorehey December 17, 2017

Wife

1. A grown girl
2. Someone with boobs.
3. Someone that can be pregnant and have baby
4. Someone to have sex with.

4. I stuck my dick up my wife's vagina and it felt good, she told me to keep doing it.

by StickItUpThere March 15, 2019

wife

1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.

by FrankC March 16, 2004

Wife that

Verb; A phrase used when talking about wanting to marry that incredibly perfect bitch.

D: Amanda's seriously the nicest chick ever.
DD: Man, I would fucking wife that in a heart beat.

by BelugaBoy September 22, 2009

Wifely

(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.

I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.

by Stellar One May 7, 2010