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Whittaker

That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.
Darn, that Whittaker beat me again.
by Bleem890 February 7, 2009
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whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.
1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.
by Cryptic June 7, 2005
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whitemare

A nightmare that only a white person would have.
Tim: I had a total whitemare last night!

Brin: What happened?

Tim: I missed a Wolf Parade concert, Whole Foods went out of business, and I lost my Arrested Development DVD's!

Brin: Wow, that's the worst thing that could happen to a white person.
by AG451 October 30, 2008
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Whitesnake

by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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Whitewater kayaking

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.
Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.
by little.elph January 30, 2006
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whitewater

A type of weed or marijuana. Distinct because of its appearance of small white spots on the leaves. Effects of consumption include being high with the possibility of being in an extremely good mood, and/or not being able to control your laughter.
Regular weed give me a headache, but the whitewater gives me and the wifey/husband the giggles. Produces no headaches, and sex usually followes if I am with my spouse or lover. It's the best weed for me.
by Ragman July 16, 2008
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Whittaker

A standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be classed as Whittaker
That bread is Whittaker standard.
by MosesMansaray September 9, 2010
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