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crack tv

Tellevision show you waych when your high. Not high from crack specifically, but can be high from any substance, or even drunk.
Spongebob, Looney Tunes, Local Programming, Infomercials

Me and Mike was watching crack tv after the cookup session.
by Ragman July 24, 2008
mugGet the crack tvmug.

cunt hoes and rodeos

1. a word used to distract attention from people and confuse them
2. something to say when you need to get someone's attention
3. funny shit if you think about it
1. if you are in the middle of a test, shout it out like ten minutes after the test starts.
2. if someone won't shut the fuck up just say it and most people will go "huh"
3. just say it to yourself, especially when you high think about it
by RAGMAN April 5, 2004
mugGet the cunt hoes and rodeosmug.

whitewater

A type of weed or marijuana. Distinct because of its appearance of small white spots on the leaves. Effects of consumption include being high with the possibility of being in an extremely good mood, and/or not being able to control your laughter.
Regular weed give me a headache, but the whitewater gives me and the wifey/husband the giggles. Produces no headaches, and sex usually followes if I am with my spouse or lover. It's the best weed for me.
by Ragman July 16, 2008
mugGet the whitewatermug.

shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom
1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."
by RAGMAN August 28, 2008
mugGet the shitstationmug.

cookup

Another word for crack or cocaine

Comes from how you have to "cook" the herbs and other goods to obtain the delicious product.

So you "cook it up".
"Yo, what's good?"

"Nuttin'. Making cookup."

"Oh word. You is a fucking human crack in the flesh."

"True nigga."
by RAGMAN January 13, 2006
mugGet the cookupmug.

shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom
1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."
by Ragman July 28, 2008
mugGet the shitstationmug.

smost

I’m so smosted right now
by ragman February 2, 2020
mugGet the smostmug.

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