The Welder

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.

I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.

by Sandrab August 2, 2011

page welder

someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them

Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.

by Dahoes April 14, 2009

wylee welder

a welder who is lazy and wont work or weld ,whos lazy and would rather talk ,talk to others ,or just talk on there cell phone instead of doing there job.

those welders are lazy and wont work, they are wylee welders

by bigpopapump69 June 21, 2010

Spot Welder

A guy that has zero control during sex and blows his load immediately after insertion.

Mike is a spot welder. As soon as he begins, he's finished.

by yogurtdealer June 13, 2018

tofu welder

tofu welder a hardcore hippy type person who has rissen above the rank of yougurt weaver and mostly ingages in pointless evnvironmental projects or abnormal spiritual activities.

tofu welder Type of person who teaches digeredo relaxation techniques or possibly opperates a gong bath at festivals. these people can sometimes be found trying to protect lesser spotted earthworms from a site of no importance. these people also rides bikes and and hate all car drivers.

by cornish pete October 25, 2007

butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

by junior September 8, 2003

dog welder

The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!

Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!

by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005