feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.

Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"

by txba397 August 26, 2011

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Wankrupt

To run out of money due to spending it on pay-per-view porn or to run out of material in your personal 'wankbank'.

Shit! Can't come out to town tonight guys. Lucy Pinder has rendered me Wankrupt.

Just gonna go get the new Nuts mag cos I'm totally Wankrupt right now. Your mum's tits just aint cutting it anymore.

by OakwoodNonLadLad April 3, 2013

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tab bankruptcy

When you have so many internet browser tabs open it is better that you just close all of them than sift through the nightmare hellscape your workspace has become.

Johnson: I would love to get those reports to you sir, I just need to sift through some of these tabs.
Manager: That's fine Johnson, it's time to declare tab bankruptcy, get your life together and get me them tomorrow.

by suntitan June 4, 2019

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Section 12 bankruptcy

As opposed to Section 11, if you file for Section 12 bankrupcy, and you're successful, it means the Fed will bail you out.

AIG were succesful in their bid for Section 12 Bankruptcy, whereas Lehmann Bros were allowed to go under.

by Seanoooog October 31, 2008

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bankruptcy

a sect of humans native to the sixth floor; this species is known for their grossly gigantic testicles, lack of work ethic and foul odor; partial to wolf's delivery and keg beer.

man, bankruptcy screwed the fucking pooch. again.

by Professor Timmy C March 12, 2003

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