Woodstock Woodpecker

An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.

Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.

by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007

Woodpecker

While getting head from a girl tell her to suck you balls. While she's doing that repeatedly smack her in the forehead with you cock.

Ken's mom was sucking my nuts and I gave her a woodpecker. Now she's got my mushroom stamp.

by Spaulding B February 23, 2009

Woodpecker

The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.

I just woodpeckered the shit outta jack

by keeferinhurr February 19, 2011

two headed woodpecker

When you get a blowjob from two girls at the same time while they compete to suck on your penis.

Dude, last night i got a two headed woodpecker, you shoulda seen these chicks fight for it.

by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009

woodpecker

woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.

She's a real woodpecker.

by C February 24, 2004

Woodpeckered

The act of a high heel shoe being used to assault someone. Using the actual heel of the shoe to strike someone.

In the morning we noticed the imprint of a girl's high heel on our friends forehead. Hence, he got "woodpeckered".

The creepy drunk was following the girls walking with their shoes in-hand. Turning the corner, he noticed the woodpecker that struck him before.

by dab1333 October 26, 2010

Woodpeckered

When a male is extremely awful at sex/fingering a girl and proceeds to move his dick/fingers in a similar movement to the way a woodpecker pecks at a tree, regardless of the fact that the female is quite obviously not enjoying it.

Girl 1 "So how was sex with jared last night?"

Girl 2 "Do not even ask, he woodpeckered me all night and I felt zero pleasure"

by Pugloverrr February 15, 2015