WORDPECKER

1. A person who is overly expansive or fastidious with his selection of words.

2. Someone who corrects your use of words.

3. The user of a word processor who "hunts and pecks" instead of touch-typing.

1. "Being a wordpecker, I feel compelled to tell you that I'm experiencing great and uncomfortable gaseous pressure in my lower intestinal tract." (I need to fart.)

2. "I believe you mean 'further' instead of 'farther.' "

by mincemeat26 August 28, 2010

wordfucker

A wordsmith who can practically persuade anyone to do anything with their carefully chosen language.

That woman is the most talented and confident wordfucker I’ve ever met.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2019

Dusky Woodpecker

The act of attaching a strap-on dildo around your head and using it to repeatedly penetrate your partner's anus.

"Have you seen Debbie's neck muscles? They're like ropes!"
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."

by Dolphin Toast August 16, 2009

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015