Wife

A man's personal sandwich artist.

Wife: I'm going to the kitchen.

Me: Cool, bring me a sandwich, bitch.

by Thatotherguyfromthestore February 10, 2010

Wife

A bunny rabbit who stole my breath away when she charged through the school doors to literally chase the sunset. The one whose ooey-gooey Hershey drop chocolate eyes I could get lost in for all time. My shahzadi. A living breathing angel. Hotter than the open flame of the bunsen burner we broke test tubes next to. The one who says she will make me an honest woman by marrying me, the forever blushing bear, in pixie hollow. My beautiful bully, my blushing bride, my notorious S.I.G.

My wife gave me the teenage romance of my dreams, and for that and not that alone, I love her very very much. Je t'aime, mon ange.
-Nora

by coffin for head of state April 11, 2020

Wife

Someone who must absolutely never find out about your girlfriend

John: I'm with you because I love you, I'm married to my wife because she has money.

by Xathian June 1, 2009

wife

W.I.F.E

Washing
Ironing
Feeding
Entertainment

As a wife you follow these guidelines

learn it, live it

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2007

Wife

The Woman that makes you the best sandwiches

Man my wife makes the best sandwiches

by Glowey September 7, 2017

wife

A great idea invented by women to suck the life out of the men they proclaim love for only to, within weeks of marriage, turn into a poisonous paranoid haridan intent on destroying everything about him she was supposed to love, the bastards!

I have a wife, that's me fucked then!

by Fon April 16, 2005

wife

something that Australia men obtain when they become too lazy to masturbate, and then regret it for the rest of their lives.

Bruce: I'm getting tired of stropping the knob five times a day, it's time I got a wife to do it for me.

by Sheepshagger July 19, 2006