wife

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

wife

baby, source of happiness

baby, you make me happy. you're my wife.

by fishlovecat November 2, 2009

wife

A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.

"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.

by Rxer November 15, 2010

Wife

An awesome and beutiful person named carmen

i love my wife♥️

by smth cool ig October 14, 2020

wife

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

by R. Kemp July 7, 2005

wifing it

used to explain were your friends (males) are when they should be out drinking with you

Bill - hey wheres ken?
Jack - aw he's wifing it tonight.
Bill - nob.

by yeha December 9, 2007

wife

Taker of money and souls...

Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...

by lojhvfhjjhfjgvchujg August 7, 2011