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George "W" Bush

Became 43rd President of the USA through a coup d'etat by colluding with his brother Jeb, Governor of Florida, to wipe black voters from voter registration roles.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.

Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.

Only known cokehead President.
George "W" Bush is the first President ever elected without actually being elected or being able to speak the English language.

I believe that my 4 year old is smarter than George "W" Bush.

I believe my 4 year old monkey is smarter than George "W" Bush.

George "W" Bush didn't need an education, why do I?

When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."
by Charles Lee August 15, 2006
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George W Bush is the 43rd president of the United States. His reign lasted for eight years (2001-2009). He was a very shitty president and a complete jackass.
As a child, George W Bush ate paint chips off of his basement wall.
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A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.
Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.
by Snake May 9, 2005
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1. The man who puts the "USA" into sausage.
2. Illiterate hick.
3. Psychopath, especially when it comes to the Arab world.
4. Warmonger.
5. Tony Blair's owner.
6. The man who's sole purpose is to rip up the US Constitution for his own ends.
Afghanistan, Iraq, and whichever of Iran or Syria he fancies bombing in about July 2005. When not turning that hatred onto his own people via the Patriot Act and numerous other acts of legislation.
by OD Smith March 11, 2005
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Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
by jw February 27, 2005
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the most idiotic person to ever walk bent on this planet. he fucked us all over and i can't w8 for the day that i can overthrow him and the world will thank me!
"you're not gay, you just don't like the opposite sex"!?!? that doesn't make sense! ur acting like a george w. bush
by b4d a55 August 10, 2005
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The Downfall of America. Other countries probably think all americans are like this jackass. We can bomb the shit out of countries but cant even keep schools open for kids. What a fucking joke!!!
useless, good for nothing, hand me down, puppet, using the presidents role as a game, hillbilly, go to hell
by chowder November 9, 2004
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