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Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP

I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.

NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
by stuntedmonk April 11, 2007
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Acronym for 'not my problem'. Typically used in situations where sympathy would be expected.
From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'

Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!

Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.

Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!

Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.

Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.
by ceruleanblue June 29, 2012
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NotMyProblem
When someone comes up with stupid arguments proofing their problem is valid.
"a problem is presented."
- NMP
- What's that?
- Not My Problem. As in, I really don't care, nothing you say or do can truly hurt me. And I don't like you, I barely tolerate you.
by time is still. August 06, 2017
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Neo-Morality Police, the opposite of "SJWs".
A growing community of online reactionaries who dismiss any attempts to be progressive or egalitarian movement through pejorative terms.
NMP: anybody who uses the word bigot/sexist/racist must be a tumblrite/SJW
by peachesandlily June 04, 2015
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What a lot trendy vsco'rs say when they steal a pictures that isn't there off of Instagram or an artsy twitter account
Omg did you see Leila's picture of that puppy sitting in a rocking chair

Yeah I totally that u was so cute but she captioned it nmp so... no credit
by Long hands big fingers September 30, 2017
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