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Definitions by jw

hit the elevator 

An expression used saying that mistakes are okay if they can still be corrected before a letter or package goes out the door or in the mailbox to the recipient. It refers to an office building that has a staff member who carries the mail to the mailbox. Once that person has hit the elevator, then the die is cast and the errors cannot be corrected.

Alternatively, it can be used to refer to hitting the send button and sending an e-mail that cannot be undone.
As long as it is okay when it hits the elevator. -boss

Oh man, my love letter to her is addressed to the listserver and it has already hit the elevator.
hit the elevator by JW July 1, 2009

Money party 

A segment on the news where the financial expert comes on to talk about the markets, especially on an up-market day.
Joe Scarborough to Erin Burnett on MSNBC, "Hey, international superstar Erin Burnet is here to talk about the markets. It's a money party!"
Money party by JW March 18, 2009

reconnaissance 

Information gathered on the sly about a lover/friend/enemy.
I saw your boyfriend at the gay bar last night dancing with another man. Good reconnaissance work.
reconnaissance by JW March 6, 2009
Are you going to be home in Wilmo over break and hang out in Trolley Square?
wilmo by JW February 17, 2008

it wasnt properly labeled 

When C.B. is really drunk and urinates in nicks laundry basket. Upon furthur questioning, he states "It wasnt properly labeled."
Chav speak for friend, used mainly in a one-to-one basis when describing how pissed they got, how many people they killed or what happened 'dawnnn' market.
"Fukin' hell, he was like proper givin it and i weren;t takin none of it deeshe, so i went an fukin stamped on his face'
deeshe by JW April 24, 2005

monkey jizz 

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.
Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !
monkey jizz by jw March 20, 2005