neck

Modern day way of saying, "made ya look", when causing someone to turn their head to look at something that isn't really there.

guy- It's snowing
::other guy looks out the window::
guy- NEEEEEECK!

by JW March 15, 2005

svaha

The interval of time between when one sees lightning and when one hears the thunder clap.

You can tell how far away the lightning is by counting the svaha. Each second is about 1100 feet of distance from you because light travels at the speed of light and sound travels at about 750 miles per hour (or 1100 feet per second).

by JW May 28, 2004

morass

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -

I got morass than you this weekend

by jw July 18, 2004

george w bush

not my president (or NMP)

Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"

by jw February 27, 2005

beevo

(n) the act of tucking one's penis between the legs, pretending to have a lady's front bottom

Dave was a big chap, but his Beevo made my wee wee go hard

by jw September 10, 2003

glossop

a sex act performed by a white middle-aged housewife upon five West Indian males, to completion

When Mark is out at work, his generous wife invites strangers into the house and gives them oral, anal and even glossop!

by jw September 10, 2003

deeshe

Chav speak for friend, used mainly in a one-to-one basis when describing how pissed they got, how many people they killed or what happened 'dawnnn' market.

"Fukin' hell, he was like proper givin it and i weren;t takin none of it deeshe, so i went an fukin stamped on his face'

by JW April 24, 2005