Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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With exercise and the right amount of fiber, what I hope I can do at least once a day.
By being able to george w. bush at least once per day, most of us can maintain good colon health well into old age.
by MushMouth January 30, 2008
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One of the best stand-up comedians ever who accidentally ended up in politics.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
by NeuroNoir May 15, 2009
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A man who was once the President of the United States and no longer and probably won't ever again. So bye Georgie! George Bush is most known for his relationship with Afghanastan. Way to go Bush. He was the President during the 9/11 attack.

He is known for his great saying quote "...weapons of mass instuction!!!"
You go George W. Bush!
"Weapons of Mass Instuction!" - George W. Bush himself

Woah George my man, you're legit!

Tyler: Hey George W. Bush! How are you?

George W. Bush: I'm fine, Tyler. I enjoyed my time serving the United States of America when I was President.

Tyler: I'm sure you did. But whatever happened to those weapons of mass instruction?

George W. Bush: Well Tyler, to be honest, I really cannot say because the army felt these weapons were too dangerous and may errupt a World War 3 so... we melted them.

Tyler: Oh my! Oh my!
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The National Autism Association invited George W. Bush to give a speech in Washington, D.C.
by Dubyawubya August 21, 2010
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