virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.
E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.
by SPORK October 03, 2003
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virus

A computer disease that is created by 35 year old fat men who still haven't moved out of there mother's basement.
by coolio October 17, 2003
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No Virus

Used to signify that the email, link or attachment is clean and free of virus. Similar to the popular phrase no homo used when two hetero males' actions can be interpreted as homosexual but are not.

Also, a way in which friends can ensure one another the email is not spam.
by Big StevieV April 06, 2010
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virus

damn, i just got ANOTHER virus fool.
by g3lic June 24, 2004
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The virus

A virus that started with a dude weirdly eating a bat and soon you will probably get it
A few days ago I realized I got The virus.
by Kim corgidasian June 25, 2020
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virus

a pretty good guitarist in an idustrial metal band called dope
by please do not disclose October 03, 2003
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virus

Emily's 25-year-old computer
oh no, have u gotten a virus????
by wow560069 October 09, 2019
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