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veal burger

When one person puts credit card swipes another person with their calf, essentially putting a baby cow between two buns.
Hey man, last night was CRAZY with my wife, she totally gave me the old veal burger.”
by Teeny Meat April 9, 2020
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buns of veal

Term describing a person's butt that is flabby, flaccid, and has no muscle tone due to lack of exercise and / or inactivity. Opposite of "buns of steel".
That lady has buns of veal, her ass has no muscle tone.
by schwagmd June 11, 2013
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piece of veal

A young great looking guy 18-24 with a lot of stamina if not much experience. Hot to look at and more fun to play with. Not yet old enough to be beefcake, but eager to learn. Commonly sought after & trained by older women.
She looked across the bar and instantly had a craving for that tender milk-fed piece of veal.
by xxxprivxxx September 17, 2008
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nation of veal calves

An expression used to express the dismay one has about their country when we see constant examples of how we pander to the lowest common demoninator of our society. Examples are endless and represent the beginning of the eventual demise of this great nation. (Also NoVC)
- Why do drive up ATM machines have Braille instructions, NoVC!
- Why do I have to release my fucking GPS system from liability everytime I start my goddamn car, NoVC!
- Why do ladders have 20 fucking warning labels on them telling you not to do things that only a moron would think of, NoVC!
- Why do juries award the dumbass parents of an imbecile child that died of carbon monoxide poisoning because they let it teak surf behind a boat, NoVC!
- Why do we complain about kids' video games and music being too violent, then we get them fucking counselors when some dipship at their school offs themselves, NATION OF VEAL CALVES!
- Fuck the ACLU, btw.
by Devon Null June 21, 2006
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Ashley Veal

Ashley Veal is an amazing beautiful hearted girl. She has the most amazing eyes that you could just get lost in, her smile make everyone around her smile. She has a way of lighting up the world by just smiling. Ashley can only be defined as perfect. Ashley's not small but fun-sized. The way she laughs makes everyone smile. The way she can look past everything and just keep her head held high makes her so strong. She may not be the most physical strong but shes mentally strong. Ashley's ready for anything you throw at her. She takes your breath away at first sight. Shes the most crazy and original individual i know. Very intelligent and independent she doesn't need any guy to make her happy. Shes creative and an amazing writer. Ashley's everything i would like to be... A free spirit
by twisted_innocence16 September 10, 2012
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asian veal

a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men
hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch
by messedupdan March 27, 2015
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bread the veal

When your penis is wet and itchy and you put powder on it to prevent the terrible swamp crotch from occuring.
Gabe: Yo Thompson, it's mad hot out here hope I don't my junk doesn't get sweaty; wouldn't want swamp crotch.

Zak: Good thing I remembered to bread the veal today to avoid that problem.
by SAR101 June 5, 2018
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