schwagmd's definitions

buns of veal

Term describing a person's butt that is flabby, flaccid, and has no muscle tone due to lack of exercise and / or inactivity. Opposite of "buns of steel".

That lady has buns of veal, her ass has no muscle tone.

by schwagmd June 11, 2013

Caranoia

The constant fear that your crappy car is going to break down again and leave you stranded.

Greg lives in a state of caranoia. He won't drive anywhere because he's afraid his car is going to break down again.

by SchwagMd May 22, 2011