Volkswagen

A car brand that looks nice but has terrible reliability.

Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?

Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,

Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!

by ChampKing December 15, 2022

volkswagen polo

the best car in the world. if you drive this you probably rule like a god amongst those you know

if i could choose between a volkswagen polo and being superman i'd choose the polo

by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008

Volkswagen effect

An overwhelming feeling affecting the masses when they find out they have to remove the entire front end of a car to replace a headlight.

Jim: "I think one of my headlights is out on my Jetta."
John: "Uh-oh. Get ready to experience the volkswagen effect."

by SmartxAlex December 2, 2011

volkswagen golf

A small, upscale hatchback that shares it's platform with the Volkswagen Jetta. Name is derived from the Atlantic Gulfstream wind current. The car itself is agile and responsive, very safe, and will carry anything you can put in it. A great choice for a first car or an all-around runabout for those days when the family Audi is too snobby. The Golf is a car for anyone- it comes in petrol, diesel and hybrid variants- and even a racy GTI version. The Golf crosses automotive boundaries like no other. This is thanks to its sportiness, practicality and it's upmarket interior and build quality. Gas mileage isn't the best and it's not the flashiest car around but overall it is a great car.

"Damn Mike, this car seems to do everything!"
"Yeah... It's a Volkswagen Golf, what do you expect?"

*high fives*

by TheCarFanatic April 15, 2014

Volkswagen Effect

The sensation one gets from driving a volkswagen.
The effect generated from powering through carefully calibrated german gears in a luxurious VW.

Bill felt overly excited after he test drove the newest GTI. He had to buy it on the spot. He knew at that moment he had succumb to the Volkswagen Effect.

by Moe S. May 20, 2007

Volkswagen Beetle

1. A derogatory term for the Porsche 911, referring to the style and general look of the car. Jeremy Clarkson hated this car so much the term became a running joke on Top Gear, a BBC car review/talk show he hosted.

The Porsche 911: And here it is, the Volkswagen Beetle in running shoes.

by NigelM June 13, 2021

Volkswagen Wink

Early 2010s model Volkswagen cars with one daylight running light out. Has to be changed at least once every 2 months.

“That Jetta has the Volkswagen wink.”

“Oh another Volkswagen wink”

by Sams club dictionary August 9, 2021