NigelM's definitions

sucker pole

Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.

Always make sure you're not locking to a sucker pole!

by NigelM November 30, 2018

370H55V

A number on a license plate with a rather profane meaning...

That Prius' plate said "370H55V". I turned it over and then I knew what it really meant.

by NigelM December 30, 2018

income tax

When you swallow tacks and they won't come out

The tacks went in! Maybe they're income tax!

by NigelM May 28, 2018

Hilltop Reserve

A place where you'd try to shoot a car tour video, then get kicked out by a guy driving a Chevy Silverado.

You can't film at Hilltop Reserve!

by NigelM May 22, 2018

Insuricare

An evil and corrupt insurance company which never helps customers and is run by a greedy manager named Gilbert Huph who claims he's required by law to deny allegations of denying customers' claims.

Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's possible with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!

by NigelM September 13, 2020

She-he

A person who is accidentally revealed to be a half-woman/half-man, usu. met with a scared expression from the discoverer.

I found out he was a she-he, half-man/half-woman, and I went running to my sister scared!

by NigelM December 20, 2022

Boring units

Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.

It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.

by NigelM May 6, 2022