twonked

1.used to describe something which has been changed or modified from its original version while remaining essentially the same in nature. 2.something altered without being made into something new.

randomnewb: çool story bro

veteran: why is your c twonked newb?

by sporeo March 15, 2010

TWONKING

When a fat bitch be twerkin

"Damn, what she doing?"
"That fat bitch?"
"Yeah"
"She's TWONKING"
"What's 'twonking' "
"When a fat bitch twerks"

by Basednigga August 29, 2014

twonk

Derogitary term from the 90s, a cross between ploker and twit.

Used on Red Dwarf regularly in between 'SMEG' and SMEGHEAD'

- Dan: I just ran over a nun, what should I do?

- Kev: Dan you are such a twonk

by jessica987 December 19, 2011

twonk

idiot, thick-head etc

James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!

by i iz kl May 28, 2005

twonking

A visual display of rhythm while wearing a turkey bonnet.

She's twonking rather vigorously. Her turkey bonnet is about to fall off.

by Turkeybonnet November 24, 2013

twonk

an offensive name to someone whose being stupid

eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk

by Beccaroo May 27, 2005

twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003