turdoise

Being Slow as shit or moving slow as shit.

The new installer is a turdoise

by SBullis November 3, 2021

Turtoise

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers

Ah look at that turtoise there.

by JHG\PIJGWPOKJL;EMFLEM[ORMHOPMO March 15, 2021

Turquoi

A dedicated ass mf to a boy she met in 2020, and whines about wanting to always spend time with him<3

She is such a turquoi💅💅

by Turquoi December 24, 2021

Turqouise

Courtney's favorite color. The best shade of blue in the whole world!

Holy shit! Look how turqouise those stilettos are!

by courtneyxcaustic October 19, 2008

turquish pie

When you shit on your partner's anus, and whip cream all over it then eat it off.

Mom: Are you hungry?
Me: No, I've finished eating with my friend's turquish pie
Mom: You still have some of that pie?
Me: Nah

by Rickelick ShlongDick June 18, 2016

turqouise jewelry

Women who wear turqouise jewelry do so believing that it makes them look like a young indian squaw. In reality turqouise screams less "indian squaw" and more "I'm over 50 and I smell like coffee and cigarettes".

Did you see so and so wearing her turqouise jewelry? Yeah, that old lady smells like coffee and cigarettes.

by pedro liberty July 12, 2011

turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down

Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.

by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019