A turd is a person who is similiar to a nerd no ass getting cunnus. Usually he or she goes out and either stands around and stares at people like a serial killer or does vey uncool things.
by VIGOROUS JONESY January 9, 2008
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by clipperthief April 7, 2005
Get the turdsmug. a huge fat curly shit tht curls out of ur ass like a snake and lands on the ground( or loo) in a long spiral. dogs genearlay do huge turds in the street. watch your feet
by jenny jay October 29, 2006
Get the turdsmug. 1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
by EmancipateTheChildren December 1, 2010
Get the Turdmug. by John Harworth April 11, 2007
Get the turdmug. 1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
by Duw November 6, 2013
Get the Turdmug. by jwaK March 21, 2009
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