Tubular Luggage

1. n ~ band, comprised of Marcus Disaster, El Fland, Liberty Valance, Barry Hercules and Geoff. Greatest Hits include "Murphy is the Bucket" and "I Am A Buffer Solution"

2. n ~ comparitive to suggest that something is not true. Based on the fact that tubular Luggage are an imaginary rock band, invented by Sandy Radford, on his website www.leftluggage.tk

1. Wow! Tubular Luggage are so cool! Dig their new record, man!

2. Yeah right, that story's about as believable as Tubular Luggage.

by Zatchlas December 1, 2004

Tubular Rock

A hard cock.

Let me sit upon your tubular rock!!

Pound me with that tubular rock baby!

by Ginger Jesus et May 29, 2017

Tubular Pigs

Another way to describe sausages, bangers, and other tube shaped pig foodstuffs. The saying originated in Leeds by Dorset and Welsh migrants in the 1800's

"Let's go to the takeaway and get some battered tubular pigs, because tubular pigs are always better when crispy."

by Bumflaps March 8, 2016

Tubular suction

When one gives a blowjob using a vacuum cleaner.

Nate was so lonely after his wife left him he got the vacuum and gave himself some tubular suction

by DrMcLovin May 8, 2016

nano-tubular

A modern phrase of the 1980's term tubular. cool,fun,exciting.

When tiger woods finishes under par, it's totally nano-tubular.

by David Chavez January 18, 2009

Totally Tubular

Freaking Awesome

Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!

Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.

by Pialinist October 16, 2020

Tubular tritactomy

The process of getting a tube rammed down ones dick hole in a rough manner and the tube coming out of the mouth. Used to get diseases out.

Luke- Dude I have to get a Tubular Tritactomy

Adam- Sucks to be you bro!!!!!

by TheBraininator January 16, 2017