Trumpriapism

Priapism is an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Trumpriapism is a hard on for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, and is considered a medical emergency.

If you suffer from Trumpriapism, an erection for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, you should see your doctor immediately.

by Sunblazer5 November 26, 2016

Trumpstick

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.

Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.

by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017

Trumplicanitis

Delirium accompanied by the clown like smile while blatantly committing a felony are just a few symptoms.

The man stealing the podium at the capital was suffering from a clear case of Trumplicanitis.

by Treich January 6, 2021

Trumplican

Basically the ultimate form of political retardation. For the type of folks who live in a rotted out double-wide with a Foxbody Mustang, a stained wifebeater, a 6-pack of Budweiser, and a red MAGA cap to match. Not Republicans, Not Democrats, just a cult of racist idiots who enjoy police brutality and watching white teenagers kill rioters on TV. Not to be confused with Conservatives as conservatives can form their own opinions, vote outside their party, and don’t condone domestic terrorism.

“I thought John seemed pretty cool until he started talking politics. Dude was total Trumplican”

by A piece of Toast August 30, 2020

Trumpicide

The self-inflicted, career-killing act perpetuated upon oneself, possibly unwittingly, when attempting to publicly demean or defame another powerful individual regardless of intent.

Kathy Griffin unknowingly committed 'Trumpicide' when performing a stunt involving the effigial, bloody head of the sitting President of the United States.

by BigHarpe June 3, 2017

Trumpdick

One who is gaudy, trashy, unimportant, or otherwise unimpressive in any discernible fashion despite being loud, brash, abrasive, and over-confident.
Also has yeti pubes.

Todd is such a Trumpdick he sent Tammy pictures of his wang- now everyone is laughing at him.

by Ferf.zero September 26, 2019

TrumpTruck

Jacked-up pick-up trucks with loud exhaust pipes and flashy lighting including front grill lights intended to turn on and off in the attempt to intimidate other drivers.

What did that jerk in the TrumpTruck flashing his fancy grill lights expect me to do, plow into the stopped car in front of me or pull out into oncoming traffic?

by grubrubber October 5, 2018