Trumpologize

(verb) Trumpologize: To apologize, but not really mean it.

"If I offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, I sincerely trumpologize. But Bill Clinton said much worse!"

by go out laughing October 8, 2016

Trumpletons

A portmanteau of "Trump" and "Simpletons." Delineates the poorly-educated multitudes who gravitate, inexorably, to the banner of Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign. Trumpletons not only tolerate their demagogue's blatant disregard of truth & factual evidence, and his dearth of basic human decency - they also cite these traits as the most admirable qualities about Trump and his candidacy. Accordingly, Trumpletons take orgasmic delight in repeating and re-tweeting (or, in the case of these Orwellian sheep, "re-bleating") the myriad fictions and falsehoods Donald Trump disseminates on a daily basis.

**Additionally, what makes "Trumpletons" such a befitting sobriquet is the fact a "Trumpleton" also refers to "air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra." Given how full of proverbial "hot air" Donald Trump is, how much of it he spews forth, and his knack for alluding to his manhood...people who espouse Trump's ideology are, in a sense, huffing an abundance of penile flatulence.**

"Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and he wouldn't lose any votes amongst his loyal Trumpletons."

"The more false or offensive Donald Trump's rhetoric gets, the more his flock of Trumpletons stands by his every word."

"When Donald Trump warned "there might be riots" if he's denied the GOP nomination, the RNC began fearing that legions of Trumpletons will take this as a literal call to arms.

"Trumpletons across America have angrily petitioned for firearms to be allowed at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland."

by grammatticalerror June 30, 2016

Bumple Trumples

Used in place of explicative words instead of words like "fuck" or "shit".

Man: "Awww Bumple Trumples! I cut my mouth on a potato chip again!"

Woman: "Fat ass."

by BootyMaster June 12, 2009

Trumpletweet

(v.) - To defecate, esp. while operating an electronic communications device such as a telephone or tablet computer.

The President often trumpletweets in the middle of the night while thinking over the day's events.

by Dunkelza September 23, 2017

Trumpolatry

Also known as “Trump idolatry.” The worship or idolization of Donald J. Trump by millions of blue-collar workers and white evangelicals, not to say, white supremacists and terrorists, who see him as their “political savior”; and the fake respect for him by morally corrupt lawmakers, who daren’t oppose him lest their reelection prospects are dashed.

Trumpolatry may be likened to the American equivalent of the deification of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, when oft-radicalized followers or diehard supporters would faithfully carry the orders of their “anointed” leader.

by MathPlus February 12, 2021

Trumpoliage

Trumpoliage is scattered sounds, often used in response to a slur, usually in negative connotation, often displaying uncomfortable tones and distress.

When Amy Schumer stated your wife is a faggot to the general audience, it errupted in trumpoliage.

by Hot chocolate lover's brother April 10, 2022

Trumpleton

Air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra.

When the nudist skydiver jumped out of a plane with an erection, he landed and had to use the restroom, instead of urinatin he had a "trumpleton".

by VirginiaTM2 April 17, 2009