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Tookie shotgun killed a store clerk. Then a week later, Tookie shotgun killed a father, mother and daughter.
by Deep Needle September 15, 2005
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tookie

I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....
dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?
by Correct April 8, 2006
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Muichiro Tokito

Muichiro Tokito is the youngest among the nine pillars being 14 and easily is the cutest and most lovable hashira💯😻

He has short term memory and lost his twin to a demon when he was younger.
Muichiro Tokito is the youngest among the nine pillars being 14 and easily is the cutest and most lovable hashira💯😻

He has short term memory and lost his twin to a demon when he was younger.

Example:

A: Hey my favorite hashira is Muichiro

B: Same!!

A: You have great taste🤭
by Muichir0 June 25, 2022
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the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.
Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011
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Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.
Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)
by Z-dad March 2, 2018
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tookie

Rhymes with "spookie," a man who killed four people over about $100 in cash & then got scared & found "redemption" when he learned he was going to get the anti-crime vaccine. Complete coward.
Tookie should've been put to death about 3 weeks after he killed those four innocent people, instead of the Cullyforneean government waiting 25 years to finally pull the trigger.
by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005
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tokitos

I've earned my tokitos
by bDouble69elbuoDb April 22, 2006
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