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Redneck Teleprompter

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.
Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.
by TedIII February 8, 2010
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Best Friend Telepathy

The ability two or more close friends have when they've been friends for a LONG time. They tend to know what the other(s) are thinking, finish each other's sentences and communicate using almost no words.

More common in female best friend relationships but not limited to them, inside jokes could be one of the reasons why best friend telepathy occurs.
BFF 1: Wow, our best friend telepathy is getting ridiculous
BFF 2: I know! I didn't even have to say more than two words and you already knew what I was talking about!
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Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.
I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.
by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011
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telepalmpter

Use of the palm of one's hand for speeches and interviews, rather than relying on a (gasp!) teleprompter.
Sarah Palin used her telepalmpter so as not to be likened to President Obama using a teleprompter for speeches that are actually coherent and not word salad.
by telepalmpter February 13, 2010
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Teleportakinesis

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.
If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.
by Carlos I. Estevez March 29, 2011
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Dusty Telephone

A booty call with a person is over the age of 65.
12pm and my dusty telephone rings.
by Innabus June 27, 2010
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cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.
Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.
by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011
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