telkep

If your family is not from this village in Iraq you are probably a loser who lives in his scat pack on 15 and Ryan.

What village is your family from? Mine is Telkep.

telkep by BillyFrank March 20, 2021

telkep

If your family isn't from this village in Iraq then your probably annoying and a fucking loser who lives on 15 and Ryan.

My family is from telkep what about yours.

telkep by BillyFrank March 20, 2021

Telkep

Best Chaldean Villiage to exist in Iraq, Everyone that is born here is Smart, Rich, And powerful. Better than Alkush

People from Telkep are superior to Alkush people

Telkep by Dat boiiiiiiiiiiii August 15, 2022

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Teleporting BDSM Chad 

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.

Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

Teleporting BDSM Chad by Feridon Hamidi October 18, 2021

Teleport Bread 

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".

For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.

Teleport Bread by Fishyyz January 8, 2021

telepanhandler 

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.

"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.

telepanhandler by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005