texted

The past tense for the verb "text" message.

Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.

by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

telted

When you're playing fortnite and riding a dildo at the same time.

Come on guys let's land on telted.

by Bilatibhaingon May 5, 2018

A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

A hangover

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

by Javid-19 January 13, 2022

We noticed you are using a browser we have not tested

...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.

"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."

"what??"

by someone u used to love... April 10, 2013

tedxed

When personal gossip about you gets on the front page of a tabloid.

Brad and Jen's break-up got tedxed by the National Enquirer.

by dar ted June 19, 2006

hot tested

The term used when a clueless 'web development shop' cannot admit they have no idea and just make it up. An alternative to the industry standard term of 'doing it wrong'.

Server Error in '/' Application.

reply:
The site is being regulary updated as it is being hot tested at present so sometimes you will get that message.

by kontrolitsucks February 28, 2011

shit-tested

When you take an over-the-counter COVID-19 test often purchased at stores like Walgreen’s, CVS or Target.

Dan shit-tested positive but then tested negative with the PCR test.

by chiguy09 July 30, 2021