Teakettle

The act of covering the tip of your dick with your thumb to hold back a load of cum. Then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.

I hope she has tissues, cuz i'm gonna teakettle that bitch.

by Frozen Shoulder October 2, 2014

teakers

a slang term for breasts

check out the teakers on that one.

by urjealousofmywetsuit April 2, 2010

teaking

Using meth/cocaine/crack. Commonly used my sublime!

Teaking every weekend and we just can't take it

by Sublimebaby February 28, 2008

Cherokee Teakettle

When banging a woman, you have to take a pee, and rather than pull out, you let it fly.

Ruth and I were going at it when I needed to take a leak. But we were having so much fun, I just gave her a Cherokee Teakettle instead.

by ReddMeat May 29, 2009

Teakell

1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.

2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.

1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.

2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.

by CR-Pyro October 17, 2007

Teakanese

Is a language very similar to Gibberish that only 4-5 people in the world know at the moment. Origin Australia, South Australia.

Teakanese: "Parush dil gilma dileta mahier"
English Translation: BALLIN NIHHH HAMM.

by 144magnoliascreet November 25, 2011

Amish Teakettle

The act of hot-boxing a car until the car is so full of smoke that you are unable to see your eyes in the mirror.

I hope we have enough to make this an Amish Teakettle.
Are you ready for this Amish Teakettle?
Would you care to join me in an Amish Teakettle?

by Flodiculous Productions July 22, 2011