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Teakdoor 

Closed Door! More like vile door.

The main members are like rats scuttling around a dark shit house ambushing anyone trying to take an innocent shit. Lurking in the putrid urine corroded shadows, they appear as appirations to new members who at first won't believe they're for real. Not long after, these spirits come and physically haunt these poor newbies until they flee, wondering what the f*cks going on, finding sanctuary elsewhere.

The typical Teakdoorist is a scared intellectually incapacitated individual who refuses to accept factual truths. If you are into bullying and heaps of personal abuse this is the place for you. Run by a nasty clique who will ride your ass. Hell, if you fit in with the clientele on this forum you might even want to eat dog turds.

Make no mistake, this is a centre for unintelligent alcoholics, cons and complete fuckwits! They congregate in this digital temple in order to masturbate over their incorrect worldly beliefs in hope that it'll make up for the misfortunate lives that resulted in them getting stuck in Thailand with no chance of living a decent life inside the boundaries of normal society.

A majority of these dipwhits are expelled by their own families and have nothing to look forward to but a slow life in poverty, for the simple truth that not a single person at home wants them to return home. It is nothing more than a publically observable private venue for a select cluster of inadequate anti socials to vent.
Hey I am taking a trip to Bangkok. What is a good forum to use ? Teakdoor ? You fucking kidding me ?
Teakdoor by Powderstunt February 16, 2023
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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