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These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.

These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.

Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
by Missy M August 29, 2005
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Runner's Trots

When running fast or long distance and you crap your pants.
Tim ate a power gel that messed up his stomach and he got the runner's trots.
by JCtotheC October 13, 2006
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the trots

A bad case of diarea, often in slippery, chunky, streams.
After all that old millwaukee, I got a bad case of the trots!
by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006
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Tarot

Verb; to develop an instant and obsessive fixation for a potential sexual partner, typically for no rational reason.
Please don’t tarot as soon as you meet her: you two are not compatible.
by Psycho-T_logistics November 20, 2020
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Rumble Trots

Letting loud farts slip out with each step you take. Usually a tell-tell sign you have a hot one in the chamber.

Similar to crop dusting.
En route to the crapper, Chris had massive rumble trots.
by Rumblr August 21, 2011
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Tarot

A friggin' awesome heavy metal band from Finland, formed in the early 80's. The current lineup features Nightwish's Marco Hietala on vocals and Bass, Zachary Hietala on guitars, Pecu Cinnari on drums, Janne Tolsa on the keyboard and more recently, Tommi Salmela on backing vocals.

The worst part about Tarot is, next to no one has heard about them. They are popular in Finland, but it took 20 years to get something of their's to number one on the charts. In the United States and North America in general, forget it. NO ONE will have heard of Tarot. They do not sell their CDs in the States either. Hopefully Marco Hietala's fame in Nightwish will remedy this situation soon.
United States buyer: Where are the Tarot CDs?!
by Lemongrass Fields May 16, 2008
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the green apple trots

A case of horrendous diarrhea which comes on unexpectedly and makes you run to the bathroom as if your like depends on it,originally named from eating green unripe apples which can cause it. But it is not limited to that in definition.
Awe man I really shouldn't have eaten all that garlic butter sauce with my pizza I got the green apple trots like crazy! I had just barely finished eating before my stomach starting rumbling an I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could......

Friend 1-I must be sick I've had the green apple trots for days... friend 2-Damn man that's rough...

He was stupid enough to eat chocolate laxatives so he definitely deserved the green apple trots..
by Cody222 September 29, 2013
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