tabitchulate

verb. To bitch about tabulating something. OR To tabulate bitches.

"Why do you keep swearing in your cubicle?"
"I have to tabitchulate grades for the semester."

OR

"Why are you counting those girls?"
"I'm just tabitchulating" (present participle of tabitchulate).

by TheHotPotato February 18, 2009

tabio'd

Tabio'd (to Tabio)

When one uses a web browser to open a tab (or tabs) on a other's computer and fills the tab or tabs with pictures of Fabio the male model.

When a co-worker leaves the room without putting their computer in screen saver or sleep mode the computer can be accessed without a pass-code, you then open a web browser on their computer and open multiple tabs. You then use Google Image Search, key-word "Fabio". Select a different picture in each tab, opening the image to full size and then hiding the browser window for your co-worker to find later. He or she has been Tabio'd

by god October 16, 2008

tavid

To tavid somthing is to rub it until it turns bright red and explodes all over everything,resulting in extreme pleasure

Jim tavided all over johnathan's face

by B-luh jit November 16, 2006

tabitha

the best bestfriend in the world,funny hott and always there for you ur so lucky to have a frind like her. dont you ever let her leave you! make sur shes ur bffl forever.

im so lucky to have a tabitha

by taylor howard<3333 February 1, 2009

Tabitus

An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.

Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!

by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021

German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

by plyd011 December 24, 2010

tabi stylee

The the upmost awsome stylee that derives from the essence of tabi.

That silly chicana, shes just trying to replicate Tabi Stylee

by Tabitha Cruz February 25, 2008