twocker

A Northern English term describing those also commonly referred to as chavs and townies and elsewhere as Kevs and Neds. They are ignorant people who tend to wear sports clothing, large chains and baseball caps. They apparently have little intelligence and fewer principles. The word originates from TWOC meaning 'taking without consent'

That twocker has just beaten that OAP for her pension money

by cheesuschrist May 30, 2006

Twinker

When you are not sure which way they swing, but they definitely smoking methamphetamines.

"Is that gay guy on something? "
"Yeah he is a twinker."

by Kinkycat February 6, 2018

Twinker Belle

A twink from the south

That Phill is a real Twinker Belle

by MagnumCI November 18, 2022

Twanker

(noun) A person, organization, or company who uses bad form or exhibits bad behavior on Twitter.

"His constant posting of misinformed and mean-spirited Tweets resulted in the group labeling him a Twanker"

by snookers88 February 6, 2013

thonker

When someone's thighs can be described as chonkers.

I tried some jeans on the other day and I just couldn't get them over my thonkers.

by goobygoon May 9, 2022

twanker

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.

"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"

by Gwanker (partial to Bflat wank too) July 4, 2004

tonkers

Big, strong and muscular. Large and powerful.

yo! - check the guns on that tyrone!!! - nigga iz tonkers!!!!!

by dchohan March 26, 2008