Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
The tongue is an object in one's mouth, Its slimy, wiggly and wet. Without the tongue, a person may struggle to make noises and scream. A person can survive without it, but may have trouble finding pleasure in eating things.