swenis

sweaty penis

go swack you swenis

by Ashley September 21, 2003

Sheenism

A new religion, based off of the teachings of Charlie Sheen.

Often practiced by consuming large quantities of blow, and screwing porn stars for hours on end.

Ns1 is a loyal follower of Sheenism. All praise be to Charlie Sheen!

by ultimatebob March 3, 2011

Sheenism

A belief in a divine warlock that can shapeshift into an F-18 Jet, due to mass consumption of tiger blood. Members of the faith are referred to as "Winners" while all nonbelievers are known as "trolls".

Dude, ever since I joined Sheenism I've been seeing Double Rainbows. I'm fuckin winning.

by beachbum662 March 29, 2011

sqeenis

Sqeenis: a square penis

Ah bro she totally rocked my sqeenis last night!

by Sqeenis April 15, 2016

Peaky Sneenis

n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.

v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.

n. He is a very peaky sneenis.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.

by sirron kcuhceht August 6, 2008

Sheenis envy

When you are envious of the magnificent quotes that Charlie Sheen come up with.

"Nice Guys Finish last, great guys finish on her face" I wish I thought of that, I have Sheenis envy.

by thedoctor13 April 5, 2011

Sweedish Tea Ring

Round bumpy inflamed skin around anus after hours of anal intercourse.

That bitch with the bowling pin in her ass has a sweedish tea ring.

by Joey O June 2, 2004