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Imports Suck ASS

A cruel, but true phrase, used to degrade morons who think big stupid looking wings and shitty body kits look cool, and who think buzzing pieces of crap sound awesome. Isn't odd that only annoying "homeboys" who treat people (especially women) like crap drive these things?
VROOM! VROOM! ASSHOLES! NOT BWANG! BWANG!

- Isn't odd that only annoying "homeboys" who treat people (especially women) like crap drive these things?
by NON HOMEBOY December 6, 2003
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suckasm

Attempted humour that is dry and generally unfunny.

Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.
Man, i'm so sick of marshall's suckasm.

Marsh tries to be funny, but his suckasm is really getting to me.
by tanman69 November 5, 2008
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suck ass

A sycophant.

Someone who thinks if they kiss the right ass, it will get them somewhere.

A yes man.

Someone who sits in the supervisers kissing ass in the office everyday trying to get a salaried job.
by jehosifat August 9, 2005
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Suck ass

Someone who kisses up to management or other people of high authority. More intense than a kiss ass.
by tubetime November 8, 2019
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Imports Suck ASS

Cuz cars aren't suppose to sound like fucking chainsaws. And front wheel driven cars do NOT need a wheelie bar!!
Look at every import wanna be racer and their stupid 4 inch exhaust tip.
by Allen Weber December 10, 2003
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Gotcha Suckas!

Taken from the movie "Bowfinger", it's the moment in the movie where the good guy gives a gesture of triumpant defiance to the bad guys who have lost or are just about to lose.
"Peace!" - Will Smith launching a nuclear bomb on the aliens in ID4.

"You're terminated f**ker!" - Sarah Conner killing Terminator in Terminator 1.

"Hail to the King, baby!" - Bruce Campbell after killing a deadite at the end of Army of Darkness
by R. Kemp July 12, 2005
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suckassery

Suckassery is the deliberate act of sucking ass with motive and/or intent. Sometimes refferd to as asskissery.
What sort of Suckassery is this?
by GRIZZLYROGUE80 July 29, 2016
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