strudle cake

a whore or prostitute that lives in a large box

becky t. is a strudle cake who lives in nyc.

by becky and rachel September 25, 2006

Smurdle

a penis fart that usually happens after snorting coke

Kevin smurdled after blowing a line.

by yodalover69 January 13, 2016

sturdgent

A school student who fits into the category of "The fish that John West rejects".

Student + Sturgeon = Sturdgent

That kid is a pain in the neck in class. Yeah, they're such a sturdgent.

by MuffinBreak November 29, 2016

Sturder

A person who poos in someone's sink and does not clean it up.

"Hey man are you coming to my house warming party this Friday?"
"Yeah sure, you didn't invite Geoff though did you?"
"Yeah why?"
"Oh man don't invite Geoff, he's a sturder"

by stolenfrompseudonym September 22, 2020

Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.

Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.

by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014

snurdler

Someone who snurdles!

My mate snurdled my seat (i.e. nabbed or took), he is a damn snurdler!

by Pij June 15, 2009

Sturdevant

An act by which a female, during sexual intercourse or some other form of sexual pleasure, inserts one or more fingers into the anus of her partner.

other common spellings include: sturdavent, sturdyvant, sturdyvent and sturdevent

Dude1: Man, I think I might be gay.
Dude2: Why dude? That's wacky.
Dude1: Well, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and she sturdevanted me.
Dude2: Huh?
Dude1: She stuck her fingers up my ass...and I liked it.
Dude2: Oh. Bye.

by Mr. Wow December 8, 2006