Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

sacktard

Expressing anger through name calling, combining the words sack and bastard. Sack, representing testicle and tard, a short term for bastard.

That guy acted like a total sacktard!

by tanthewamen June 20, 2019

Spacktard

The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.

"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"

by Spacktardacular February 25, 2010

Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff

Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto

by Jake March 9, 2004

smacktard

Someone who insists on acting immature, often at the expense of fun of others.

Look at that smacktard over there, blowing up his own team.

by Knite March 20, 2003

smacktard

A person who kills his own team, or generally acts unsociably in an online game.

"That smacktard shot me to get to the plane before me!"

by Shaun W July 11, 2005

smacktard

Someone who behaves like a retard and talks a lot of smack, especially in online games.

Smacktard: I own you nubs
Smacktard killed a teammate
Smacktard killed a teammate
Someone: What a smacktard

by Anonymous September 11, 2003