Man 1: "Seans been to the hairdressers and had a bob"
Man 2: "You mean hes been Shirley'd?"
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Man 1: "Im never getting my haircut there again, iv been Shirley'd"
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Man 1: "Look at that man, hes got a Shirley"
Man 2: "You mean hes been Shirley'd?"
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Man 1: "Im never getting my haircut there again, iv been Shirley'd"
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Man 1: "Look at that man, hes got a Shirley"
by Heavy Dee April 24, 2012
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“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”
“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”
“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”
by DJ Keith June 24, 2019
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A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.
by Laura December 29, 2003
Get the shirley temple mug.The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.
Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
by Tute Screw December 27, 2018
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President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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by BUG NATE October 4, 2021
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Commonly found when someone feels tired but unwilling to sleep.
Commonly found when someone feels tired but unwilling to sleep.
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