Shirley'd

When a Male has a Female haircut such as a perm or a bob.

Man 1: "Seans been to the hairdressers and had a bob"
Man 2: "You mean hes been Shirley'd?"
or
Man 1: "Im never getting my haircut there again, iv been Shirley'd"
or
Man 1: "Look at that man, hes got a Shirley"

Shirley'd by Heavy Dee April 24, 2012

...And don't call me shirley 

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."

...And don't call me shirley by Sakasaka March 11, 2014

Drew Shirley 

Andrew Phillip Shirley. Lead guitarist for the band Switchfoot. Also informally known as the band comedian. Frequently spotted spouting off hilarious one-liners and committing side-splitting acts of tomfoolery in the band's official podcast. (See Podcasts 6 and 19 for some of Drew's most memorable moments.)

Drew Shirley is my favorite guitarist ever. Sorry, he's awesome.

Drew Shirley by MusicGal July 29, 2009

dimpled shirley temple 

A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.

Hey girl, make me a dimpled shirley temple.

dimpled shirley temple by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

Dirty Shirley 

The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!

Hmm, i think my dirty shirley would taste better with a bit more grenadine.

Dirty Shirley by PacifiCait January 7, 2008

Dirty Shirley Temple 

Any type of cocktail or non-alcoholic beverage containing Rohypnol (roofies) or a cheaper substitute. It is used for the sole purpose of sexual assault, often on men.

Roger wasn't getting lucky last night so he gave some guy a dirty shirley temple and took advantage of him in the restroom.

Dirty Shirley Temple by mixologist1 August 20, 2016

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley 

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022