Spumen

The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.

I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Sumfruorunimaximo

The word describing that felling you get when you realize the insignificance of human life compared to the scale of the universe and enjoy it

A: Yesterday i felt sumfruorunimaximo(s) and it made my day.
B: Ah yeah its pretty nice

by Torpaskor September 22, 2019

spumpin'

When a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest while sperming on her face.

I finally got done spumpin' that girl last night after I worked up a huge steamer.

by Nasty Nate2 April 24, 2009

sumfing

Sumfing - A thing of some kind. The same as something only pronounced in a silly matter.

"There is sumfing in my soupy."

by Garrett Thorne August 9, 2006

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

Spuffy

Used when referring to the couple Spike and Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spuffy scenes are the best.

by Alexa October 12, 2004

spume

gis, gism, load, sperm

by Scott Smith July 10, 2003