black stretched

Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy.

Jane found that her black lover had stretched her pussy beyond any point her white husband was able - when she returned home her husband remarked with envy and shock "Jane, you've been black stretched"

by hephaestus June 8, 2007

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Sketchedelic

Unwittingly being witness to a situation, place, or person that possesses qualities that are ominous, scary, shady, out of the ordinary and or suspicious. This situation can only be comprehended by describing it as "a bad acid trip".

The date was going great. But it got all 'sketchedelic' when he turned all melancholy and started drinking O'Douls. Freaked me out!

We had a great time at rugby bar last night but it started getting 'sketchedelic' when all the underage drinkers with the fake ID's started coming in.

by Blonde stranger September 4, 2009

Stretched-Out Logan

If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.

Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!

by Jcalks5 May 1, 2019

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

by KTeacherK June 15, 2021

Splached

To regally expel.

I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.

by Ovulatron January 11, 2009

stretched

Beating someone up to the point where they are knocked out, laying stretched on the floor.

Guy 1: Some nigga disrespected me last night, sayin' my breath stank.

Guy 2: Oh hell naw! Tell me you stretched that nigga.

Guy 1: You know!!!

by CityOf781 December 6, 2012