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Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.
My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.
by KTeacherK June 16, 2021
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When you have sex with a girl that has had multiple unprotected partners previous to you recently. She is so full of cum that she jams some of their sperm into your dick. When you blow your load it mixed with other guys. Therefore you shot a reload.
My buddy John slept with the town bicycle. He was the tenth guy in a week. He gave her a nice reload.
by KTeacherK November 5, 2021
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A bridge card black eye is a Michigan reference to when you are dating a girl with food stamps and you piss her off so much she violently whips her Bridge Card (a debit card, credit card, or Blockbuster gift card can be substituted as well) at your face hard enough to give you a black eye.
My buddy Dave told his girlfriend that he cheated on her with her sister AND brother so she gave him a bridge card black eye.
by KTeacherK May 27, 2021
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