hand seizure

the sudden spasm of the typing hand on the keyboard, causing a jumble of random letters, usually done when a person is bored chatting with someone online, or to avoid a question or difficult situation

Example of a hand seizure used in a situation:

Olivia- "Hey Mark"
Mark- "hey"
Olivia- "so i think we should talk about the 5 grand you owe me"
Mark- "asethjabn rgn aeut"
Olivia- "what did you say?"

Mark- "ryoiyotykyu,ldtjmduy,"
Olivia- "i'll be sendin you an email"

Olivia Clark has logged off
Mark Mcdreckor has logged off

END CHAT

by Demon Bat October 15, 2010

Vagina Seizure

This is the same as a really powerful orgasm that is almost unbearable. It is so pleasurable that there are not words to descried it. While it may be weird to say to they guy, it is funny amongst girlfriends to brag about the vagina seizure from last night

"I had the most amazing Vagina Seizure last night. The whole room shook!"

by sexymoose12 February 5, 2010

Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010

seizuretastic

(adj) A word used to describe something that is confusing, has a lot of flashing lights, has a lot of things going on at different places (like a painting with a lot of different colors), etc. You don't need epilepsey to use this word.

1) (After a teacher writes an incredibly confusing algerbra problem on the board) Woahh.. That's seizuretastic.

2) Woah, these flashing lights are seizuretastic.

3) (After viewing a splatter-art painting with a billion different colors) This painting is seizuretastic.

by iCarly January 15, 2008

Seizure

Roman emperor.

Used in place of the word Caesar due to people's inability to pronounce.

Julius Seizure proclaimed 'I came, I saw, I conquered!! '

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

swag seizure

1. when one is so swagged out that a slight convulsing of the head occurs. normally in a tilted back fashion accompanied by mild, swaggy mumbling.

2. when ones swagger level reaches an uncontainable point, inducing a full body seizure. usually in the form of doo-doo dumb giggin'.

Joe was cupcakin' so hard that he AND the boopie had a swag seizure!

you should have seen spence last night man. he was giggin so hard he had a swag seizure.

by MC slimjim October 19, 2011

Alabama Seizure

When your sister (or brother I don't judge) starts having a seizure and you get turned on so you rape her while your uncle sneaks up behind you and fucks you in the ass. This causes you to have a seizure leaving your uncle raping both you and your sister at the same time.

last night John had an alabama seizure with his brother and uncle.

by Mr. Nachumchum December 19, 2018