spectator

A very small potato

I had pot roast and spectators for supper last night!

by duwatt June 22, 2009

spatter

spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum

i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.

by Chief Running-Wolf June 18, 2009

Spattery; spatteries

Spare battery or batteries

I'm gonna put a/some spattery; spatteries in my camera bag.

by DreBoi January 15, 2010

Spattergram

A spattergram is an instrument used for assessing a client's topics of interest in preparation for organizational design. It is a simple tool that consists of randomly placed concepts (spattered words), on a piece of paper and the client is instructed to circle the top x number of terms as possible topics of interest. (x is equal to 1/3 of the whole) It is used to start the conversation within a given range of possibilities.

When designing a day of learning for an adult learning client group, we had them self-select words from a "spattergram". We then referred to the selected words when conversing about what most interested the client to have us present on the day of learning.

by Tinderbox February 4, 2010

Slacktater

A person who primarily drinks Budweiser and Fireball and does so at halftime a place of former employment.

Billy is a Slacktater.

by Truthytrutherton May 15, 2018

Spudtater

When you spud out and forget your Id. Then you are a tater for keys in the car

Nicks girl just spudtater that just shit at madtree. Forgot her ID then keys

by FattttttJ September 13, 2019

Spatter

1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.

2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls

"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
-or-
"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"

by Beef Stuart August 21, 2008